Minions vs ZooZoos

Minions vs ZooZoos

Minions vs ZooZoos (don’t overlook my awesome photoshop skills)

Everybody loves Minions. They are cute, zany and fun. In a different dimension exists a parallel universe inhabited by a species which can rival Minions in sheer cutesy and zaniness; the ZooZoos. It was a regular day at Gru’s underground lab. Doctor Nefario was working on a teleportation device which was still not functional; meaning no idea what would happen if it was used. It was lunch time and during a Minion fight over the last remaining banana, the device gets accidentally triggered, and in a comic sequence of events all the ZooZoos from their multiverse get teleported into Gru’s lab. Following the ZooZoo’s arrival, Minions immediately start treating them as hostiles and pandemonium ensues, which wrecks Gru’s lab. Gru and his kids return home to find out what has transpired; meanwhile the kids start playing and making friends with ZooZoos. Gru offers to send back all the ZooZoos but they refuse to return to their black and white world as they develop a liking for this colorful world and so they decide to stay back. Minions perceive the mere presence of ZooZoos as a threat to their relevance in Gru’s family and so they start protesting against the ZooZoos and the ZooZoos retaliate. A comedy of war ensues and to put an end to this fight, Agnes the youngest daughter of Gru comes up with an idea. She suggests Minions and ZooZoos compete against each other in a series of sporting events aka Olympics; Minions vs ZooZoos. If Minions win ZooZoos have to go back to their multiverse, and if ZooZoos win Minions have to leave Gru’s home. After the stakes decided, what follows is a series of intense battles between the Minions and ZooZoos testing their smarts, friendship, wit, strength, cutesy and craziness. Which team will win the Olympics? What will happen after that? Let us know what you think by posting your thoughts in the comments section.

ps 1) A few days back Redstupid tweeted “A zoozoos vs minions movie would be the perfect anti-thesis to a DC universe vs Marvel universe movie.” As you might have guessed, his tweet was the inspiration behind this story 😀

ps 2) Despicable Me 2 is a fun movie, and Minions are awesome.

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Hollywood 2013

There are quite a few kick-ass (including Kick-Ass 2) movies coming out of this year. Serious nerdgasm! Here are my picks (list includes only those movies whose trailers have been released)

1) Iron Man 3

This is Marvel’s Iron Man 3 starring Robert Downey Jr. Of course everyone knows about it. Coming after the massive blockbuster ‘The Avengers’, phenomenal expectations on this one. The ‘Hulkbuster – Iron Man’ armour that is shown at the end of the trailer is every geek’s fantasy. #Orgasmic #Major Win.

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2) Star Trek Into Darkness

This movie stars Benedict Cumberbatch. How awesome is that?

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3) Oblivion

The plot looks similar to that of the  movie ‘Equilibrium’. But hey, this one stars Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman. Need I say more?

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4) Pacific Rim

This movie will seriously kick the Transformers ass. Check out the Rocket punch, will you?

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5) Man of Steel 

Chris Nolan spear heads this movie while Zack Snyder directs it. Nolan has blown us away with ‘The Batman Trilogy’. Let us wait and see what he does with the best superhero there is.

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6) After Earth

Return of the Karate Kid to Pandora!

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7) Fast and Furious 6

Cars, racing, rap and action. Add to that Vin Diesel and The Rock!

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8) G.I Joe Retaliation

Channing Tatum, The Rock and Bruce Willis in a heavy weight action thriller with fancy gadgets. I am in.

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9) World War Z

One word. Brad Pitt. Okay, that is two.

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10) Pain and Gain 

Mark Wahlberg and The Rock, again. I got to get a pump! I was sold with that dialogue. Only downside is that Michael Bay is the director. I still have nightmares when I think about the Transformers.

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11) Warm Bodies 

Zombie movie – hmm. This is a comedy – I’m listening. It has Teresa Palmer in it – sold!

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12) Monsters University

Disney and Pixar are back with a prequel to the hit animation ‘Monsters, inc.’

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13) The Lone Ranger

Two words. Johnny Depp. And from the director of the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ series, the good ones (1, 2 and 3).

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14) Despicable Me 2

It is all about the Minions.

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15) Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

The first one was hilarious. From the trailer this looks like fun too.

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This list is by no means exhaustive. Trailers of much awaited movies Thor: The Dark World, The Wolverine, Kick-Ass 2 are yet to be released.

ps: This list is in no particular order. It has been arranged as served by my memory.

ps 1: Snitch is one other movie I’d like to see. The trailer looks promising. Any action movie starring The Rock should be worth the time. Including this one, The Rock has 4 big releases this year. Tremendous achievement for any movie star. Not to forget he did win the ‘WWE title’ during Royal Rumble this year. If I know any better, this is one happening year for him.

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