Minions vs ZooZoos

Minions vs ZooZoos

Minions vs ZooZoos (don’t overlook my awesome photoshop skills)

Everybody loves Minions. They are cute, zany and fun. In a different dimension exists a parallel universe inhabited by a species which can rival Minions in sheer cutesy and zaniness; the ZooZoos. It was a regular day at Gru’s underground lab. Doctor Nefario was working on a teleportation device which was still not functional; meaning no idea what would happen if it was used. It was lunch time and during a Minion fight over the last remaining banana, the device gets accidentally triggered, and in a comic sequence of events all the ZooZoos from their multiverse get teleported into Gru’s lab. Following the ZooZoo’s arrival, Minions immediately start treating them as hostiles and pandemonium ensues, which wrecks Gru’s lab. Gru and his kids return home to find out what has transpired; meanwhile the kids start playing and making friends with ZooZoos. Gru offers to send back all the ZooZoos but they refuse to return to their black and white world as they develop a liking for this colorful world and so they decide to stay back. Minions perceive the mere presence of ZooZoos as a threat to their relevance in Gru’s family and so they start protesting against the ZooZoos and the ZooZoos retaliate. A comedy of war ensues and to put an end to this fight, Agnes the youngest daughter of Gru comes up with an idea. She suggests Minions and ZooZoos compete against each other in a series of sporting events aka Olympics; Minions vs ZooZoos. If Minions win ZooZoos have to go back to their multiverse, and if ZooZoos win Minions have to leave Gru’s home. After the stakes decided, what follows is a series of intense battles between the Minions and ZooZoos testing their smarts, friendship, wit, strength, cutesy and craziness. Which team will win the Olympics? What will happen after that? Let us know what you think by posting your thoughts in the comments section.

ps 1) A few days back Redstupid tweeted “A zoozoos vs minions movie would be the perfect anti-thesis to a DC universe vs Marvel universe movie.” As you might have guessed, his tweet was the inspiration behind this story 😀

ps 2) Despicable Me 2 is a fun movie, and Minions are awesome.

Open Letter to the Tamil Girl and the Delhi Boy from a Hyderabad Boy

In response to : Open Letter to a Delhi Boy, this and this.

As long as making generalizations and writing open letters is a trend, read on…

Dear Tamil Girl and Delhi Boy,

In here girls are conventional, so most of us are single. Those few girls who are hep fall to guys from the other states. The remaining few wrap towels around their faces when they come out in the open. We rarely miss a day to work. All the flirting we do with girls is always through an interface. Most of us don’t even booze and the icing on the cake; the competition for those whoever left is immense from the locals. Many a time, it gets tougher than the CAT and IIT-JEE. People from here manage to get into IIT’s and IIM’s, but reach no where close to the girl next door or the girl in the front bench.

You get my point? It is us who are max frustrated and so should be whining and ranting on the web. But as long as you’re at it, please continue. I say so for two reasons
1) your posts are hilarious and makes for good vellapanti.
2) we are a lazy lot to be writing long blog posts and we aren’t that vella.

Cheers,
Hyderabad Boy.